Underworld Amusements and other news

Welcome to the fondue party, fellow mavericks.

I’m working on a number of writing projects (as usual), and there will be new portraits soon.

It’s with a tremendous amount of joy and pride that I make the following announcement: Rascal: A Manifesto is now available on the website of the excellent small press Underworld Amusements.


Underworld Amusements publisher Kevin I. Slaughter is a fantastic individual and I can’t thank him enough for adding my book to the unique selection of devious titles on his website. While you grab a copy of Rascal, do add a few more books to your cart! You won’t regret it.

I haven’t been using the new platform MeWe as much as I thought I would, because for some reason it’s messing up my browser and slowing down my computer. So… I’m here, on Patreon (become a member for twelve dollars a year—buy me a couple of drinks—and have access to an increasing number of exclusive goodies, such as an upcoming blog post about the joy of using real dictionaries), Twitter, and Instagram.

In other news, I’m looking forward to contributing to upcoming Reprobate publications. Have you gotten your copy of Satan Superstar yet?


My next book, as I’ve previously mentioned, will be my ode to solitude and how I revel in indulging my solitary disposition:

Old canvas book cover

And this summer, my focus will be this book, and it’s going to be a deliciously nasty project. I drew inspiration for the cover from one of my favorite films, The Neon Demon.

Green Crocodile Alien Skin Dinosaur Reptile Leather Texture Pattern Background

Masterful will be like a decadent perfume celebrating the vital self. A rejection of herd thinking, an affirmation of the self-sufficient outsider. I’ll write about why Severus Snape is distrusted by many (and why there is no reason for him to give a rat’s ass about this), about the nature of his distinctive power, a power that made him an unparalleled pivotal figure in Rowling’s universe. Oh, and he wasn’t Dumbledore’s.

My Patreon members will be getting a special edition of this book, with extra content.

After Masterful comes out, I’ll be retiring the first two books of essays I wrote about him.

Say cheese.



Satan Superstar, Cork Board, zines

Welcome to the fondue party, fellow mavericks.

The other day, I received my copy of the magnificent Satan Superstar, published by The Reprobate.

Here I am, opulently posing with it:



It’s limited to 666 copies, so get yours while you still can: Satan Superstar

This lavish publication is filled with wild, fascinating articles from start to finish. It includes my own extravagant article, Golden Idol.

I will be participating in more projects published by The Reprobate, which is a huge thrill.

And here is the cover of my April Patreon exclusive booklet, Cork Board:


I had a blast writing it, and I’m already looking forward to writing this month’s exclusive Patron booklet.

Today, I’m working on my latest book, Reveries of an Improper Solitudinarian, and on my first zine, Stay Home Vagabond #1. I want my zines to be as low-tech as possible, plain black and white photocopies with some colors added by hand, and I must say that this project is an absolute pleasure to me. Stay Home Vagabond will contain handwritten material, as well as artwork.

This spring is so much better than last spring, fuck. In every way.

And my new lair room is a constant source of delight to me.

Say cheese.


exclusive Patreon booklets, MeWe, spring

Welcome to the fondue party, fellow mavericks.

I’m a page away from completing the April exclusive Patreon booklet Cork Board. These booklets, written in the same vein as Corner Store Epiphany, will only be available to my valued Patreon members.

In these booklets, I’ll write distinctive, vibrant, upbeat stories of survival. I’ll write about how I fought through difficulties, and how I came out on top. About how you can prevail in your own unique way as well. These Patreon booklets will be a buoyant celebration of this life.

Patreon members are getting new rewards, such as my artwork (copies or originals, depending on the membership tier).

The second and third tiers now have a limited membership. The numbers I set may be reduced as I determine what’s manageable.

It’s finally starting to warm up around here, and spring is in the air. Everything is much better than it was last year at this time, I can tell you that. The weather, life in general.

Warmer days will yield new self-portraits.

Yesterday, I joined a fantastic new platform, MeWe.

It’s like a mashup of Twitter and FB, though much more fabulous.

MeWe respects its users’ chosen identity (I’m not “less authentic” there because I prefer using a name that’s not my “real” name), its users’ privacy. It’s desktop friendly, unlike Instagram. It doesn’t censor content the way Twitter and FB do—especially the latter.

I’ve made no secret of the fact I absolutely despise everything about FB. That platform continually reveals itself as utter garbage, and its creator is a lying prick. FB is horrible; it’s always been horrible. I’m thrilled that the younger generation is actively shunning it and its constraints. FB’s gaping maws won’t devour the Internet after all, or wholly succeed in turning it into a dull as shit strip mall where everybody loads their cart with the same “safe,” cookie-cutter, consumer-friendly tripe; a virtual seigneurie where admittance requires you to become an exploitable vassal (Zuckerberg essentially fucking admitted as such). Twitter is fine as long as you avoid much of it (the mob scenes in particular) and don’t suddenly do something it doesn’t like (because of ill-defined, variable reasons). At least Twitter is wilder than FB. But then, anything would be wilder than FB, the mildewed high school yearbook of the Internet. The chaperoned office “party” of the Internet. The obligatory family reunion with people you barely remember of the Internet. The “acceptable,” mandatory uniform Internet. The monitored, take you by the hand Internet.

MeWe is also better than LJ, in my opinion. LJ is another time, long long ago. Another mindset. I’ve moved on from that.

Trailblazers, independently-minded people, eccentrics, join me on MeWe: https://mewe.com/i/logos.pilgrim

Unlike what I’ve done in the past on other platforms, I plan to limit how many contacts I’ll accept on MeWe. Nowadays, I respect myself, my time, my skills, and I prioritize.

In other news, I’ll have photos of my Satan Superstar article soon; my copies are on their way to my mailbox. What a pleasure and honor it was to participate in this project.

Say cheese.


new lair

Welcome to the fondue party, everyone.

Well, after weeks of planning, shopping expeditions, and work, I now have a brand-new lair and I couldn’t be happier.

I’m all set for a grand year of writing and creating.

After the tumult and mayhem and exhaustion of the past year and a half, this feels like a blissful breath of fresh air.

Mr P and I are now utilizing the bedroom half of the house to its full advantage. We’re ecstatic about the improvements we’ve made; we just spent three days celebrating with delicious food, cake, and wine, and a lot of recuperation and basking in what we’ve done in our home.

I shared photos of my new space on my Patreon first, and now I’m going to share a few of those photographs with you.

I’d drawn rough plans of what the room would look like with the furniture in it and so on, but I underestimated just how spacious it would be once everything was arranged and set up in here.

I couldn’t be more pleased with the results.

My work area is no longer a cramped corner. I can move freely about the room. It’s amazing.

I’ve been very selective about what I wanted to put on the walls as far as pictures go. I chose some of my very favorite images, some of my most cherished mementos. I put a few of my frames in the hallway, but about 90% of what was on the walls in my old lair will end up in albums, or be given away.

Because one of the walls is taken up by windows, and another by closets in the new lair, when it came to wall space I gave priority to toys, vintage images and items, and a few photographic treasures. There’s one picture of me dressed as Professor Snape, another as Charlie Chaplin, and a third as Pee-wee Herman. I’ll probably end up putting a fourth costume portrait somewhere—when I do Mozart.

Yesterday, I ordered a small vintage Holly Hobbie plate for the new lair… It delights me for reasons that will, I imagine, be self-explanatory:


There are also some vintage Ziggy collectibles on the way. Such as this small porcelain box:


As I said, I’m giving precedence to things that give me joy, and 70s collectibles are high up the list.


The 70s rule.

Without further ado, scenes from my new lair.








As you can see, much more space. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it.

I also love sitting next to a window like that. A smorgasbord of writing and treats in store for my Patreon patrons this year. Books, special editions, macramé wall-hangings, cosplay photos, self-portraits, newsletters, doodles…


Third tier patrons will get all the books, newsletters, original photographs, macramé, reproductions of artwork, original artwork. Second tier patrons will get newsletters, original photographs, access to all the special editions, reproductions of artwork. First tier patrons will have access to all my Patreon blog posts (as do the second and third tier patrons), and access to all the special editions.

I want to write more volumes like The Corner Store Epiphany, which will only be available to patrons.

Speaking of books, here are more positive words about my pride and joy, Rascal: A Manifesto.


And a review by The Free Thought Prophet:


So, all in all, it’s an excellent damn start to the spring over here.

I’m writing, I’m drawing again, I’m relaxing, I’m giving total precedence to what is most important and vital to me: creating, loved ones, quiet times, solitude, familiar places, my home and well-being.

Say cheese.


staying put and brainstorming

Welcome to the fondue party, everyone.

Well, the “relocation to an old house in the country” project didn’t pan out, for various reasons (become one of my Patreon members for a dollar a month and get more details).

But it was for the best, so Mr P and I are doing very well.

We’ve brainstormed a bunch of home improvement ideas, the vast majority of which involve our indoors environment (what a shock). Most of these ideas will result in minor changes here and there, and there’s going to be some cleaning (especially the basement, which will soon be the home of a Body Opponent Bag for exercise, a beneficial surge of endorphins, and therapeutic stress release. And Krav Maga practice).

The main change will involve a room switch. It’ll be a much better use of space on the left side of the house, where the bedrooms are.

I’m going to move my room into the master bedroom, and Mr P will have his bedroom in what is now my room. He’ll have more storage space for his books and collections (he’ll inherit a number of my bookcases), and therefore more space in his office/tv room, and I’ll have much more space to move around in my new lair. I’ll lose some wall space because of a large window and big closets, but I don’t mind. I’ll use my wall space for shelves and a careful selection of my favorite pictures (95% of the pictures on my walls won’t be in my new lair).

The sorting and cleaning will do me immense good. If there’s one thing I love to do, it’s organizing things. I’ll be going to IKEA to get four new bookcases (mostly for my toy collection); I’ve meticulously measured and mapped out where everything will go in my new lair. It’s going to be awesome.

My Patreon members will see in-progress photos as well as photos of the finished room before I share (some) of these photos anywhere else.

So it’s all working out for the best. We’ve lived here for a long time, and it’s worked very well for us. It’s not a house in the country, but it’s close enough. Everything we love and need is nearby, and it’s so much less complicated this way.

In addition, my ability to tolerate stress has pretty much become next to non-existent.

Some of the changes I’ll be making will enable me to turn the living room into a temporary guest room, something that was really important to me (I have one very specific person in mind). We also plan to turn half of the closet space in my new lair into a tiny powder room (I saw this really neat toilet that has a sink on top of the tank; it takes next to no space).

Mr P and I will also be getting noise reducing headphones. We’re extremely quiet people, and although we live in a quiet neighbourhood, there’s more activity in the summertime now and then, as is the case in most places (kids playing baseball, that sort of thing)—but with noise reducing headphones, we won’t notice.

We’re both excited about our room switch project, and all the little changes we discussed will give us immense delight.

And we’re more united than ever.

As soon as I’m settled in my new room, I’ll be happily writing my days away. Stay tuned.

Say cheese.



Welcome to the fondue party, everyone.

Well, I’ve had a lot on my mind these past few weeks.

It involves a possible unexpected move to a house in the country, an hour from here.

It’s been difficult for me to focus on anything else, as you can probably imagine. There are a lot of “ifs” and “maybes” still, and we’ll have a better idea in a few weeks if this indeed happens or not. Offer, clauses, inspection, etc.

Stay tuned.

In the meantime, here’s a fabulous photo of 70s décor.


Say cheese.


I’m improper

Welcome to the fondue party, everyone.

So, I’ve been on my Patreon page more and more. I love blogging there, posting updates, sharing photos.

Some days, I’m really tired of Twitter. The levels of ludicrous on that platform are at an all-time high, and it’s exhausting. Exasperating. I was watching a recent episode of South Park last night (the North Korea/Tweek episode—I almost died laughing), and it highlighted how nutty Twitter can get. It’s just one freak out after another.

Nuance is lost on that platform for the most part. Fuck. Half the time I’m on Twitter, I’m like, “People, take a lude or something.” The Offense Cavalry. There’s a mob for everything on Twitter.

Yeah. Have fun with that.

Life is waaaaay too short for this shit.

And then, there’s the crass stupidity. Only so much one can take without going mad.

I’m sticking to the interesting areas of Twitter—the odd zones. Gimme that weird 70s stuff. With a generous portion of Satanism, please.

Instagram is a platform I’d find more enjoyable if it were more computer-friendly. I don’t like using my smart phone much as a rule. My posting on Instagram is, therefore, rather sporadic. One of the best things about it is how useful it can be to create intriguing self-portraits.

Patreon is a platform after my own heart. Today, I shared a swatch of the fabric that will be used to make my Mozart costume (a post reserved for patrons).

This week, my number one priority is my article for Satan Superstar. And speaking of the publisher of Reprobate Magazine, here’s what he had to say about Rascal: “Very impressive. Much recommended.”

Once my article is in the bag, I’ll be all about Wolfgang and Reveries of an Improper Solitudinarian.

And now I need to lie down, because I just had some delicious shepherd’s pie with liberal amounts of red wine and I’m going to fall asleep on my keyboard.

Say cheese.


2018: upcoming Patreon projects

Welcome to the fondue party, everyone.

First, let me say that Patreon is already giving me more joy than anything I’ve done in a well over a decade. I haven’t felt this fulfilled, creatively, in all the years I’ve been writing and publishing books.

I already have a great group of patrons and am close to one hundred dollars a month! This puts gas in my creative engine like you wouldn’t believe. I have my sights set on gathering and engaging with many more patrons, and publishing more offbeat books than I ever have so far. So much seems possible now.

Allow me to share some of my Patreon page developments:

Thank you for joining my community and contributing to an independent writer’s brazen scribbles. Your patronage makes it easier for me to publish unique, devious books for rascals, rebels, and assorted rapscallions. By becoming my patron, you’ll have access to exclusive blog posts, special editions of my books with content unavailable anywhere else, early drafts of upcoming works, and more. If you want daring, innovative books, you’re in the right place!

First tier rewards (bar tab rascals):

A dollar per month gives you access to my exclusive Patreon blog posts. It also warms my fingers as I write and put out a vast quantity of material bursting with subversiveness into the world. More whiskey, more fun! And you’ll have the option of pre-ordering special editions of my books, only available to patrons.

Second tier rewards (old school gang):

With your five dollar per month contribution, you’ll receive a monthly one page printed newsletter plus a one-of-a-kind, mystery instant photograph right in your mailbox, along with a form that will allow you to order books directly from and signed by yours truly (rediscover the joy of sending money orders!). You’ll also have access to my exclusive Patreon blog posts and all previous rewards.

Third tier rewards (library boost circle):

Twenty-five dollars a month will get you a special edition, signed copy of each new book I publish, before the books are available anywhere else! You will receive these special edition books before I make them available to patrons in other reward tiers. I’ll even jot down secret notes for you here and there in your copy. This tier also includes all previous rewards.

So, special editions with a bunch of extra material, and all kinds of goodies await my Patreon patrons.

I’ve also decided that some stories will be available exclusively to patrons, such as my upcoming serial book story about Dracula/Victor Frankenstein (I did a Twitter poll on story ideas)—oh, the adventures and angst and romance I have in store for those two!

Let me say that I LOVE writing alternate history. I’m having a blast with Mozart (whom I adore) and Salieri, and will soon introduce a mystery character into the mix that will take this particular serial book story to a whole other level of wild. And I’ve loved Dracula and Victor Frankenstein for decades; writing a story about those two will be total bliss. I know exactly how their story will begin, and once again, it’s going to be an outrageous ride.

I have a story idea for a Goldilocks/Red Riding Hood tale, too. Because they’re yummy. And they will, obviously, be ADULTS in my story.

The first reward tier gives readers access to these special projects!

Patrons will have access to all my new titles before anyone else does, and new titles on Patreon, as I previously stated, will be special editions available nowhere else. I’ll be setting up a pre-order system once I have a new special edition title ready.

I’m already blogging on Patreon quite a lot, and I’m discussing all sorts of matters close to my heart over there. I’ll be sharing first draft excerpts of upcoming books there as well. This week, I’ll be writing about my motivation for writing stories like Wolfgang, and let me say that personal liberation is a major factor.

If you know anyone who might be interested in the type of books I write, do let them know about my Patreon! Sharing gives more resources to independent creators, and generates imaginative content.


I am feeling such empowerment and creativity. I am invigorated, on fire.

My non-fiction works will also be available as special editions to my patrons before they’re listed anywhere else. Since patrons are contributing to my work on a monthly basis, I am determined to give them non-fiction extras, content, and stories that will be available nowhere else.

After I finish the first Mozart/Salieri serial story book, I’ll write and publish Reveries of an Improper Solitudinarian, and then a slew of works, including more Mozart and Salieri adventures, obviously, Masterful: Severus Snape, A Jar of Cockroaches, and Me, my Dracula/Victor Frankenstein project, and so on and on.

My priority will be publishing books for my Patreon patrons. This will be my main focus.

Upcoming titles will be short, between thirty and sixty pages. Copies ordered through me on Patreon will be cheaper than Amazon regular editions. Small books are less expensive, and cost less to ship. This is why I will publish “serial story books” and short non-fiction books. I strongly believe in creating REAL material; digital is fine for blog posts, but I want to put real books out there. There is a difference.

Other things that will be available to patrons: exclusive self-portraits.

I will be lavishing the fruits of my creative efforts on those who are enthusiastic about my vision and writings; those who want to be an active part of what I do and are hungry for more. Patreon is, furthermore, a wonderful platform for communication. I am deeply grateful to everyone who’s been joining my Patreon endeavor. Greater resources will mean I’ll have less stress, more energy, more stability, and the means to create more bold non-fiction and unique, non-mainstream fiction.

This week, I’ll be sending the first issue of my monthly old school newsletter to patrons. This month, I’ll be writing my article for Satan Superstar as well.

I’m off to write. Being indoors is more delicious than ever, may I add, because it’s been downright glacial over here.

Oh, and here’s how I celebrated New Year’s Day: I acquired two fabulous vintage polyester shirts for my collection (re: self-portrait photo sessions).



The best to all of you in 2018!

Say cheese.